Brothers Night 2008
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Corned beef and cabbage dinner with entertainment by the brothers.  We raised over $600.  The entertainment consisted of a few skits, one of which was the Submarine skit detailed below. 

Here are the links to the pictures

  1. Click here to view the brothers.

  2. Click here to view the kitchen.

  3. Click here to view the submarine skit.

  4. Click here to view the Toilet Paper Pull.

  5. Click here to view the Karaoke singers.

  6. Click here to view the dancers.

  7. Click here for random pictures.

 

Submarine skit
We had 8 Performers lined up in an imaginary submarine.  These officers were supposedly on a Japanese sub during WWII . 

Suddenly the captain sights a ship in the periscope.

CAPTAIN; "Tanker bearing 259, Range 1 mile"

He yells this to the first mate, who in turn tells second mate, down the line until finally the torpedo operator is told. The torpedo operator just shrugs his shoulders

CAPTAIN: "Load main tube # 1 and stand by to fire."

He yells this to the first mate, who in turn tells second mate, down the line until finally the torpedo operator is told.

TORPEDO OPERATOR: shrugs his shoulders and says “I don’t know how”

This message is returned up the line “he doesn’t know how”

Next the captain gives the order to fire down the line.

CAPTAIN: FIRE!

It’s passed down the line as before. When it gets to the Torpedo Operator he…

TORPEDO OPERATOR: shrugs his shoulders and says “I don’t know how”

This message is returned up the line “he doesn’t know how” to the Captain who SCREAMS.

CAPTAIN : "Just press the red button."

(SLIGHT PAUSE)

CAPTAIN We missed ………what a disgrace!!

The Captain pulls out a knife and commits Hari Keri.  Each officer in turn picks up the knife and follows the Captains example until at last the knife comes to the Torpedo Operator who looks at the knife and says;

TORPEDO OPERATOR: "HOW YOU DO DAT"